Friday, December 18, 2009

G&P Review: Joe Pesci


Joe Pesci
At Our Expense!

Bones Brigade
Joe Pesci are funny how? I mean, funny like a clown. They amuse you? They make you laugh? Like they’re fucking here to amuse you? What do you mean they’re funny? How are they funny? How the fuck are they funny? What the fuck is so funny about them? Tell me, tell what’s funny?
Oh, you mean these Brits write grindcore with a sly, sarcastic and at times hysterical sheen? Yeah, I can see that. I mean I giggle at “Sticking My Carbon Footprint Up Your Arse” and “Mindless Zombified Fucks” as much as the next guy. And the grind and audio pastiche of “Beating Robert Mugabe to Death…” is not just an amusing listen but also a nice real world recommendation. Grind-wise, “Project 2501” is a Ghost in the Shell referencing bitchslap that sounds like firing high velocity rounds through a too small breach.
What’s not a laughing matter, unfortunately, is the wildly uneven production that’s rather astonishing for a Bones Brigade release. And that’s where At Our Expense! goes horrifically off the rails. Every great moment the band crafts is smothered under sub-demo quality production. The guitars are heavy but lack any texture or nuance. All that’s left is a slurred mess of indecipherable passing trains roar. There very well may be a killer band under all this muck, but damned if you’ll be able to tell by listening to At Our Expense!
Not Narcosis bad, but that’s a pretty low bar. It’s kind of like saying you’re the tallest guy in Munchkin land. Unfortunately, there’s nothing here Jesus Crost didn’t already do better this year. Turns out it was all at my expense.
For a dissenting opinion, see here.

10 comments:

Zmaj said...

All I'm saying is, NO SLOW PART. Fuck the production, this is my kind of grind.

Sometimes I do set-up the EQs a bit, though, what I usually only do with shitty vinyl rips.

Andrew Childers said...

it's not that there's no slow parts, there's no personality either. these songs are totally forgettable and sound like ass. this really disappointed me. a cool name wasted.

Zmaj said...

What's no personality for some, is a noisecoreish quality for others, har har har... But c'mon, at least admit they've got potential, dammit. I'd like to see them evolve into a P.L.F. + DA + AxCx potentially very awesome kind of deal.

I dunno. Grindwise, I'm a full-on optimist.

andrew said...

there very well could be the greatest grind album ever written hiding under there. my problem is you can't hear shit. this isn't a matter of just being raw, it's unlistenable. i've heard demos with better quality.

206-grind said...

JP contacted us in my review. They will send the "proper" mix to anyone - just email danttrc@hotmail.com

I think they kick ass.

Andrew Childers said...

so it's kinda like complete failure syndrome? they gonna re-release the album with a better mix?

206-grind said...

nope. cant afford to. they sent the wrong mix to the studio. i smell a movie plot in all this.

andrew said...

bwuahahahahahahahaha you serious?

vengeance is mine said...

seems all musical endeavors involving joe pesci were failures
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4et8Dt6rco

Andrew Childers said...

sweet fucking shiva on a shingle. where the hell did you dig that piece of shit up? that is awesomely bad.