Monday, April 25, 2011

Demo-lition Derby: Spewtilator

Get Conjured
As a very wise man once observed: If you’re gonna spew, spew into this. What Atlanta retro-ragers Spewtilator are chucking up for your enjoyment is four tracks of great green globs of greasy, grimy gutter thrash on a toxic (waltz?) green cassette with Get Conjured. Now the blacklash thrash thing is reaching its saturation point, but Spewtilator justify their existing by sounding like Dianno-era Maiden 33s played at 45 rpm with a guitar tone that wouldn’t be out of place on pre-Pepper Corrosion of Conformity albums.
Unlike the Big Four’s penchant for big picture bitching and moaning about shitty governments, shitty religions and shitty ex-bandmates, Spewtilator keep everything delightfully lunkhead with four scuzz-encrusted songs about zombie bears and playing Super Ghouls N Ghosts (lyrical sampling: "Evading boners of flame/With my axe I take aim/My armor is smashed/But I’m still kicking ass” Tell me that shit isn’t brilliantly retarded). The band knows its audience and doesn’t over-complicate the issue with anything too intellectually stimulating. This is a four pack of denim jacket jamz that keep things tight, speedy and just pain fun.
You can download Get Conjured and a live set here.


Bill Willingham IV, Esquire said...

I was recently at a show headlined by Wormrot that the main Spew guy set up. His band was supposed to open, but shit happened and they had to bow out.

He was a very cool dude, though. Have liked what I've heard of them so far!

Ryan Page said...

Those lyrics are pretty awesome...

Andrew Childers said...

i giggle like a fuckin' retard everytime i hear that song.

Amalgamated said...

why arent these guys singed yet? their last demo was downright brilliant and this one just keeps the ball rolling.

need to get these guys on tank crimes. they would fit right in.

andrew said...

ooh. i think you just nailed it. tank crimes would be pretty friggen perfect for them. they could easily split a 7-inch with either pop redux or voetsek.