Friday, April 8, 2011

Grindcore Alphabet: I, J

I. Eye. Aye.
J. Jay.
And so we hit our first hink in the process. Simply put, there are just not enough grind bands with names that start with I or J or justify individual mixtapes, so I’m forced to smoosh them together in order to present you something that’s actually worth your time. Here’s what I’ve gleaned. The I bands really enjoy iron while the J bands like to get down with Jesus. Personally, I think Iron Jesus would make an awesome band name. Don't steal (steel?) that. That shit's copyrighted.
Meanwhile, here’s your I, J mixtape [Mediafire].

Iron Batasuna – “Lamentos” (United States)
Iron Lung – “Sexless//No Sex” (United States)
Jesus Egg – “Botato Pug” (United States)
Infernal Stronghold – “Crashing Trucks into Churches” (United States)
Inertia Kills – “Awaken” (Canada)
Jesus of Nazareth – “The Shame of Being a Child Track 7” (United States)
Jante Alu – “Bielle” (Switzerland)
Joe Pesci – “Mindless Zombified Fucks” (England)
Infest – “Machoism” (United States)
I Abhor – “The Third Eye” (United States)
Jesus Crost – “Bombenalarm” (Holland)
Intense Degree – “I’ve Got a Cure” (England)
Infanticide – “Crisis Point” (Sweden)
Impale – “Regeneration of Boiling Blood” (Japan)
Insect Warfare – “At War With Grindcore” (United States)
Impotence Trichomonad – “My Gory Birthday” (Japan)
In/Humanity – “Nuclear Winter Wonderland” (United States)
Infect – “A Forca” (Brazil)
Idiots Parade – “Sin [Hriech]” (Slovakia)
Japanische Kampfhorspiele – “Pogo en der Strassenbahn” (Germany)

Total to date: 197 bands

14 comments:

  1. Jig-Ai
    Jigsore Puzzle
    Insted
    In My Eyes
    IN DISGUST HOW DID YOU FORGET IN DISGUST!?

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  2. In Defence
    Jerry's Kids
    Judy Foster's Army (JFA)
    Ill Repute
    Impaled
    Impaled Nazarene (these two are death metal, don't count)

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  3. Iron Jesus is a pretty cool name.

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  4. I Shot Cyrus
    Instinct Of Survival
    Impact Unit
    I Object

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  5. insect warfare. check.
    yep. looks aiight to me.

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  6. No Impetigo? That's a surprise!

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  7. you guys have figured out by now that i don't really dig gore, right?

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  8. is that a salvador dali painting from hitchcock's spellbound?

    "flaccu"

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  9. get that man a cigar. i wondered when somebody would notice.

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  10. filter al capones, please.

    "acurreen"

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  11. i'm sorry, sir. all i have on me right now are itsaboys.

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  12. congratulations on your new baby girl!

    "cazzles"

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  13. you have any idea how hard it is to find "it's a hermaphrodite" cigars?

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  14. indeed, better roll your own and use a magic marker.

    "celan"

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